“Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall”
- Book!Robb: Mother, you're the only person I can turn to. I'm hiding behind a mask because everybody expects me to be the King, but I can't do it. I need your help.
- Show!Robb: Ugh moooooom go away you're so embarassing you're ruining EVERYTHING
- Book!Robb: Jeyne, we must marry because I took your virginity and since Westeros culture expects highborn girls to be virgins upon their weddings, you would probably have difficulty finding a high lord to marry. Also I might have gotten you pregnant and I know from growing up with Jon that it's really hard being a bastard, so I don't want to be responsible for bringing one into the world. This is a really hard decision, and I know the Freys won't take it well, but I've made a mistake and I'm doing everything I can to make it right.
- Show!Robb: yolo
Monday Jun 6 @ 12:21pm with 9 notesoh no
nope
last scene
i am scared for sam
i’m scared because D&D said they were killing north of the wall characters who survived
nope
please
not sam
lol if they kill sam I will kill D&D
Monday Jun 6 @ 12:19pm with 22,762 notesdoes anybody else just say “no” out loud in a deadpan voice as they exit out of bad fic or is that just me
Disneyland by CAHairyBear on Flickr.
This guy looks like a young Aiden…i’m kinda in love
Monday Jun 6 @ 12:17pm with 127 notes
Monday Jun 6 @ 11:26am with 2,054 notesHere’s a little madlib for you, “The Illustrator’s Lament”:
No matter how many ( cool objects, people, or scenarios ) I draw, I will still be a ( self adjective ) ( self noun ) who will never ( fanciful action ).
For instance:
No matter how many tough lady space marines I draw, I will still be a cautious nerd who will never fire an interstellar harpoon.
Kali Ciesemier, mercenary of illustration and harpooner of my heart.
kali you are the master of drawing the most badass ladies
the most badass
what do i have to do to be this woman, there should be a how-to included in this drawing
AHH
Aegon sent his sister up to Crackclaw, that Visenya. The lords had heard o’ Harren’s end. Being no fools, they laid their swords at her feet. The queen took them as her own men, and said they’d owe no fealty to Maidenpool, Crab Isle, or Duskendale.
∟ Visenya Targaryen, Aegon the Conqueror’s sister-wife, she rode her dragon, Vhagar, in battle.
I don’t know about being the sexiest man in the world. I am barely the sexiest man in my flat and I’m the only guy living there. It makes me laugh because I see all the faults - I have spent 35 years of my life with myself. But I am very flattered. I don’t know how else to take it but to be flattered and giggle.
Benedict Cumberbatch [X] (via cumberqueen)
I JUST DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND BENEDICT.
Let me show you.
(via thoroughlysherlocked)
Monday Jun 6 @ 10:26am with 3,405 notes
Monday Jun 6 @ 08:21am with 83 notesASoIaF Challenge | 04. character you grew to love that you previously hated/were indifferent to II/II. | Theon Greyjoy
Monday Jun 6 @ 04:22am with 967 notesand I will love you from this day until my last day
#Loras just casually coming into the frame #What did you say about my sister? #Bitch I am still here #Hey dude HER EYES ARE UP HERE #I WILL WATCH YOU ALL DAY AND NIGHT #IF YOU COME NEAR HER I SWEAR TO THE FUCKING NEW AND OLD GODS #I WILL STUFF YOU IN A WOOD-CHIPPER #BECAUSE WE HAVE THOSE IN HIGHGARDEN #WE ARE FULL OF CLASS AND TECHNOLOGICAL ADVANCEMENT
“Jaime,” she said, tugging on his ear, “sweetling, I have known you since you were a babe at Joanna’s breast. You smile like Gerion and fight like Tyg, and there’s some of Kevan in you, else you would not wear that cloak … but Tyrion is Tywin’s son, not you. I said so once to your father’s face, and he would not speak to me for half a year. Men are such thundering great fools. Even the sort who come along once in a thousand years.”
